The day is finally here, folks: after a long entry period and a lengthy deliberation, we’re finally ready to announce the winners of ourBlitz: The League IIcontest, whose prizes included a PlayStation 3! We had two extremely tough choices to make — in other words, there were many hilarious, high-quality videos sent to us. So we thought we’d let you do our work for us andvoteon five finalists instead.
Above, you can viewMxyzptlk’s uproarious contest entry (it’s NSFW because of, uh, violence and blood), which Dtoiders determined was theGrand Prize winnerby a wide margin. In fact, Mxyzptlk received not just a mere plurality, but amajority, taking 50.71% of the votes. Congratulations, Mxy — even thoughyou said “Blitz 2: The League,”your manslaughter (and implied womanslaughter) has garnered you the following sweet prizes: a brand-spanking-new PS3; a shiny, full-size football helmet; a copy ofBlitz: The League II; aBlitz: The League IIt-shirt; and aBlitz: The League IIhat. Have fun with them when you’re doing 25 to life in a federal penitentiary!
After the jump is the video fromBramenjam. His hilariously bloody stiff-arming, as well as his numerous videogame references, likely led you to choose him as ourRunner-up winnerwith 20.85% of the votes. Sir, for your video editing skills, you get a copy ofBlitz: The League II, aBlitz: The League IIt-shirt; and aBlitz: The League IIhat. After you play the game for a while, perhaps you’ll be able to retaliate against theMy Little Pony-obsessed fan with a bone-crushing hit!
Once again, I want to extend a heartfelt thank-you to all who entered; by the deadline, we had a sizable number of entries, and it was obvious that a ton of work went into each and every one of them. I salute you, Dtoiders. And so does New Media Strategies, the company that offered up these fantastic prizes — in fact, they’ve been so happy with the overwhelming response from the Dtoid community that they’reproviding additional prizes. Now,everyonewho entered will have something to show for it! I’ll be contacting the entrants to figure this all out, but at this juncture, I’d like to sincerely thank our prizing partners for their gracious support of Destructoid. You rock, guys!
