Probably feeling left out as the world’s biggest moron parade marches by without them, the Calgary police departmenthas come out to saythatGrand Theft Auto IVis a “grave concern” and is worried about children becoming exposed to it, thus turning into psychopathic killers because they played a videogame.

This news comes as posted in theCalgary Sun:

City cops are warning parents to be careful about exposing children to video game violence, saying it’s a possible training ground for criminal endeavours.

The article also quotes Calgary police spokesman Kevin Brookwell:

From the Calgary Police Service perspective, we see these types of video games as a grave concern… Because of the lack of consequences and even reward — (youth) don’t understand the impact violence can have.

In some cases, those very games may be training grounds for people to commit criminal activity.

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It’s with bitter amusement that I watch trained professionals who are used to dealing with hardened criminals and dangerous thugsrunning scaredof a videogame. The real concern that should be had in Calgary is why its police department wasted time scaremongering over a game when it could have been dealing withrealcrime. But of course, nobody’s going to ask a question like that, because people are too stupid to see anything beyond the scary, scary game that is going to transform innocent little Billy into a supervillain overnight.

I’ve seen that happen, you know. One day I gave my brother a copy ofSan Andreas, the very next morning he was manipulating metal objects with his mind and plotting to destroy Professor Charles Xavier.

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