What year is it?
[Coming to you a little late, what a busy week it’s been! This was a special week for me too, as I proposed to community member Madoka Malika (yes…she said yes) ~ Stephen]
Okay, we all know what year itreallyis. How could we forget 2016: the year that murdered everybody? But if we were to look only at recent game releases likeOwlboy,Final Fantasy XV, andThe Last Guardian,you’d think it was at least 2010 right now. Soak it in, people! This is probably the closest we’ll ever get to traveling though time.
Akuma’s Street Fighter V Debut Will Come With a Topless Cheat Code
Honestly, I can barely tell the difference. Those things are absolutely not natural.
Palutena Teaches Smash How to Pole Dance
I can safely say this was the most unexpected find of the week.
I mean, sure, if we’re rounding down.
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy Needs Some Tweaking, but has High-Nostalgic Potential
What is the number one reason for a day off work in Australia?Possum attack.
New Details Surface About Wind Waker 2’s Cancellation
Honestly, I think they’ve been running with that style ever since the 3edgy5meTwilight Princessturned out to be less well received. I mean we lost the chibi anime heads, but other than that…
Soul Calibur’s 20th Anniversary Video Gives Glimmer of Hope for 6th Title
They’ll give everybody’s favorite character Kilik for free and charge for literally everything else. Characters, costumes, weapons, stages… you won’t even be able to play three matches in a row without buying continues. It’s brilliant!
The what?
Call of Duty Physical Sales are Down from Last Year
Seriously. Sales numbers about units shipped are about as useful as an owl in a cement factory.
XEED’s Retail Edition of Shantae Half-Genie Hero Looks Nice
The cover art for1/2 Genie Herois a pirate’s dream come true, as Thiago points out.
Five Years Later, do You Still Want Mega Man Legends 3?
Hell, people are still holding out forHalf-Life 3. And, hey, if the last month is anything to go by we’ll get both games before long!
New Chinese Law Governs Video Game Loot Boxes
Don’t be silly, that would destroy the shitty mobile gaming market which would be justterrible.
Hey Uh, Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash Actually Looks Pretty Fun
The best part of doing Comments of the Week is finding stuff like this:
Crisis averted!
Superhot, One of the Best Games of 2016, Finally Goes Full Meta
The rumor come out: doesSuperhotis good enough?
Just Listening to this Data-Mined P.T. Audio is Unnerving
I hated Konami before it was cool, back when they bought Hudson and cancelled the in-development sequel toBloody Roar.
(Update) Starbucks to Get Special Pokemon Go Event with ‘New Pokemon’
It’s the logical next step. Sun, Moon, and Starbucks!
This conversation perfectly explains why I dislikeDestinyso much.
Gigantic Hits Open Beta at Last on Xbox One and Windows 10
What were we talking about?
Surprise, PewDiePie’s Channel Deletion Threat was a Troll
Except withoutXIII, there wouldn’t have beenFinal Fantasy XV.It was good for something after all!
Honestly, did anyonenotread that as “Cialis”?
And that’s another week in the books, fellow Dtoiders. Until next time, may all your toy-related dreams come true.
