Go to hell

In today’s contest you can winHellboundfor Steam!

I’m gonna cut straight to the point, here. In the trailer I posted below forHellbound, there’s a quote that says, “No ‘Glory-Shits.'” Does anyone know what that means? I consider most shits I take to be quite glorious, so I’m a little confused.

Either way, the game looks like fun! Save some money and come win a copy.

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You play as Hellgore, a really angry chap trying to rid Hell from the evils that now plague it. You see, at one point Hell was a sacred ground, devoid of the horrors we  now know — well, that’s all gone down the toilet and it totally sucks now. So you’ll run around blasting everything with a wide array of guns, ’90s style, in this love letter to the glory days of FPS titles.

Still baffled about that glory-shits thing, y’all.

To enter to win, clear all of this up for me. What, exactly, is a glory-shit, and why wouldn’t there be any in this game? There are more questions than answers here, so it’s going to bother me all day.

We have four Steam copies to give away; winners will be randomly drawn Wednesday, August 26. verify to comment using a Dtoid account with your current email address on file, andif you haven’t already so you can enter to win.

The opening area of the Whisper mission, in a small grove.

The Divide in the Cosmodrome, where the Guardian was resurrected.

A holofoil Ribbontail, as seen in collections.

The Phoneutria Fera hand cannon, inspired by the Season of the Haunted armor set. It has a unique, galactic glow.

Three Fuses appear in a match of Apex Legends' Wild Card mode.

Mad Maggie opens a supply bin and an item with a symbol indicating infinite ammo appears.

Legends slide through a zipline in King’s Canyon in Apex Legends.

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The Yeartide Apex tex Mechanica SMG with a Holofoil glow.