All aboard the Shane Train

Farming enthusiasts, gem collectors, lovers of depressed chicken-men – your time has finally come!Stardew Valley‘s Switch release is almost upon you, now officially slated at October 5, at a price point of $14.99.

Down-on-your-luck chicken fans not your style? Worry not, for there are many other eligible townsfolk for your impending wooing! Fabio-lookalike writers! Musicians who can’t do kickflips! Adventuring goths! But really, why would you want them, when you can have this?

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Co-op will not be present at launch, but will be completed sometime“early 2018,”coming first to Steam, followed by the Switch.

…And no, I don’t think those Pokémon mods will be making their way onto Nintendo’s handheld.

The ghost at the end of the hallway

Picking up the smiley face post-it off the broken mirror

John and Molly sitting on the park bench

Close up shot of Marissa Marcel starring in Ambrosio

Kukrushka sitting in a meadow

Lightkeeper pointing his firearm overlapped against the lighthouse background

Overseer looking over the balcony in opening cutscene of Funeralopolis

Edited image of Super Imposter looking through window in No I’m not a Human demo cutscene with thin man and FEMA inside the house

Looking at the ghost of Jackie inside the lighthouse