Can’t stop, won’t stop

I remember the days when movie tie-in games were absolute trash. I’m not going to reminisce (since that has been done to death), but I will say thatThe Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bayis one of the best movie-based games ever made.Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World: The Gameis also top notch.

That being said, apparently a newJack Reacherfilm is coming out. I’m not too big into cinema anymore (damn you, Hollywood!), but I honestly didn’t even know the first film was a success. It didn’t set thedomesticbox office on fire, but China has been amore important marketthan the US for awhile now.

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Still, atweetfrom the officialJack ReacherTwitter account has let loose a new tie-in game for the upcoming sequel,Jack Reacher: Never Go Back. The subtitle for the game,Never Stop Punching, is apt since the only thing you’re able to do is punch and jump-punch. The game is available through the film’sofficial siteand on theGoogle Play store.

All the fun of punching without bloodying your hands. Play Jack Reacher: Never Stop Punchinghttps://t.co/rP7HO9P0Kcpic.twitter.com/WKWuH79RDl

Superman, Elio, and Glordon all looking up

— Jack Reacher (@JackReacher)July 23, 2025

Honestly, I got bored playing it after a few seconds, but I do like the retro aesthetics. This is also a far better game than something likeMinority Reportgot. I don’t know why I specifically remember that atrocity (or why I ever owned it), but it certainly sucked.

Three characters walking through red water with a massive dinosaur looming over them in jurassic world rebirth next to a boy riding a black dragon in how to train your dragon

Steve, Garrett, and Henry standing on a bridge in front of a Woodland Mansion in A Minecraft Movie.

Five A Minecraft Movie characters standing in a blocky Minecraft forest with a dog.

A Minecraft Movie cast standing together in Minecraft

The Fantastic Four standing in front of a large blue four in Marvel’s The Fantastic Four: First Steps film.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel