I wish I could brag to you that I’m downloading cool sh*t for my Nintendo 3DS this week, but I can’t. Nintendo hasn’t launched the online services yet. This means that I’m stuck playing crappy old WiiWare and DSiWare, just like you.

I’m kidding (kind of). This stuff isn’t crappy. The finale to the BIT.TRIP series certainly isn’t crappy. It all wraps up withBIT.TRIP FLUX, released this week for 800 Wii Points. Elsewhere on WiiWare, there’s a demo ofGods vs. Humans, which you can also buy for 1,200 Wii Points. Also, beer pong goes Wii inPong Toss Pro — Frat Party Games. It’s all the fun without all of the germ sharing for 600 Wii Points, with a demo also available.

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There’s a few titles for your DSi this week. The first reads likeDiner Dash, but it isn’t. It’sMy Little Restaurant, for 500 DSi Points. Magnetic maze gameMagnetic Joesounds pretty cool for 500 DSi points. Finally, a game based on an animated TV series,Monster Buster Club, is out this week for 800 points.

What are you getting this week?

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art