High cholesterol = High score

The ink has dried on the European battle of breakfasts, which took place over the weekend on Nintendo’s arena-shooterSplatoon 2. The conflict was declared by messers Pearl and Marina, over which was better: a “warm” breakfast, or a “cold” one.

Pearl bagged herself a narrow 2-1 victory, with Team Warm taking the points from both the public vote and Solo Play. The yoga-loving Marina earned a point from Team Play, at least, something to console herself over as she grumbles into her bran flakes this morning.

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Meanwhile, Pearl can dig into her eggs, bacon and beans with pride. Safe in the knowledge that the trans-fat filled feast is the superior breakfast of the EuropeanSplatooncommunity. Nice one, sister.

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