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If you’re one of those people, know thatRocket Leagueis a super inviting game. You’ll have a lot of fun and everyone’s really nice. They’ll say “Nice shot!” and “What a save!” after you do stuff, even if you screw it up. You’ll quickly learn to cherish your time spent with your newRocket Leaguefamily. You can stop reading this post now.
Alright, now that they’re gone, we’ve got some fresh blood to dunk on. Even though it’s just Xbox,Rocket League‘s cross-play means that they’ll show up on PC too. They’re gonna legit think we’re wizards. We can do shit like this to them:

Submitted for the approval of The Midnight Society I call this story The Tale of the Green Car with White Cat Ears and Also the Car Can Jumppic.twitter.com/lzmUSIVPwY
And this:
Solo Standard is the devil so I have to do stuff like this to keep my team in the game.pic.twitter.com/r4MViOAVNN
🙃🙃🙃pic.twitter.com/WjCYpMOHdF

— Brett Makedonski (@Donski3)Jun 17, 2025
Yeah, I just used a post as my personal highlight reel. It’s the signal boost I need to start my professional career. Kronovi, give me a call. I’m not currently signed to a team and G2 Donski has a good ring to it.
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