I’m a cereal killer

Having put the world to rights on the correct way to hang toilet roll, Nintendo’sSplatoon 2returns to Europe this weekend to once again sort out the questions that matter. This week: Do you like a warm breakfast, or a cold breakfast?

I guess by “Warm” or “Cold” they are referring to cooked breakfasts, such as bacon and eggs or similar vs. a bowl of Cheerios or some other cereal. I find “Warm” to be a really odd choice of term too, because if there’s one thing I love, it’s slightly-above-room-temperature sausage.

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Whether you’re a fan of stuffing yourself with trans-fats first thing, or maybe flushing out a bunged-up system with a tall glass of orange juice, be sure to pick your corner this weekend, as the Warm Breakfast vs Cold Breakfast splatfest begins Saturday, November 4 at 16:00 CET.

EU#Splatfestannouncement! Pick a side in-game and join this battle of breakfasts next Saturday at 16:00 CET#Splatoon2pic.twitter.com/SdpbulweDS

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