Some things just represent purity and innocence to me. New born babies, Mother Theresa, and of courseSuper Monkey Ball. I’m sure you could mix various words in the game’s title with others to dirty it up, but the thought of AiAi and Baby participating in anything less than wholesome doesn’t sit well with me. Well, an upcoming “Adult Map” for the Vita release of SEGA’sSuper Monkey Ball Banana Splitzis looking to change the way you play ball.

Ever launched a monkey off a cleavage ramp before? Popular gravure model Yuki Kawamura is featured in the map and new commercial, lending her various endowments to the game. I would venture to say that calling this “Adult Map” may be pushing it a bit, perhaps “PG-13 map” may be a bit more appropriate? Due to Miss Kawamura’s relatively unknown status in the States, it’s rather unlikely we will see a domestic release of this map. Those who feel like being a bad monkey and possess some international skills can currently preview the map as a demo on the Japanese Playstation Network.

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