After the jump you’ll find thejust-released list of Achievementsfor the Xbox 360 version of the upcoming blood, guts n’ dinos FPSTurok. Normally this wouldn’t even blip on our radar of actual, useful news but something about this list sticks out like a bloody limb that once belonged to your best friend. Have a look:
Kill at least 1 creature, 1 enemy, 1 teammate, and yourself in the same
round of a public match
We ask that those of you literate enough to read the above text help those who aren’t as educated, but for those of you who are both stupid and lonely, I’ll put this as simply as possible:Turokrewards players for murdering their own team members!
This is the point at which I realize even with bold-face font, illiterate readers of this site still probably couldn’t read that text, nor could they read these words I’m typing currently … or any of this site for that matter. If you’re illiterate, what the hell are you doing on the Internet? We don’t even have any pictures of cooters or adorable kittens on this page.
