But would you know what it is to burn?

Inspired by other ridiculous sims likeGoat Simulator,Game Journalism Simulatoris currently in the design phase and is a collaborative project between journalist and new developer Jason Evangelho and other real-world gaming journalists.

You too can lament on why your opinion piece on Japanese lolicon card games did not win the hearts of adoring gamers everywhere. It will be a treat for the senses as you experience the thrill of being packed into a crowded, dark, stuffy room to try and watch a monitor for the hottest new games from what seems to be four football fields away. At least, I guess that’s what you might do in the game.

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Evangelho has already registered the trademark forGame Journalism Simulatorand states his team are neck deep in design. Evangelho stated that it’s a serious project for them and they want it to be a genuinely fun game.

I can only hope that there is a challenge mode where you struggle to defend your opinions in a never-ending sea of inflammatory comments. Because, Plum, that’s what’s called “building character” and it’s always agreat “investmumpt.”

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